Horizontal Dress $200
Oversized Dress $130
Biker Jacket $250
Fusion of Two Dresses $200
Oversized Turtleneck $150
Unless your utter blind, this is the only item that's not black on my list. Cheers peeps!
Trompe L'oeil Bodysuit $40
You know that feeling when you see something sooooo ugly, it simply becomes cute?
Well, this had to make the cut. But oh child, I wouldn't wear this if I'd be
the one getting 40 bucks!
Plexi Wedge $300
Plexi Wedge $300
Candy Wrapper Clutch $60
With a dress that consists of two sewn together, a biker jacket that resembles something
my father's old Rottweiler would have had a date with, some cleavage and spray-tan action,
and plastic that really should have been thrown into a recycling bin near your household,
I'm still deciding wether calling this collection magnificent would be just, or farce.
The second dress would definitely make a great cover if you're avoiding MTV's Sixteen and
Pregnant camera crews, while the biker jacket conveys Holden Caulfield gone bad, or
Ponyboy Curtis from S.E Hinton's Outsiders, after a Greaser fight.
But If I were to skip school on thursday... not considering it...who would?....
I'd definitely stock up on those plexi wedges. The red ones scream Dorothy following
the yellow brick road after a collision with the London Eye, while the black ones connote
office lady. Red it is Folks!
Now, let's all camp outside H&M as if it were Black Friday, and hope all
odds will be in our favor when fighting for those plexi wedges.
And yes, there is no doubt that I'm a higher level literature student:
Just look at all these allusions.
Which ones will you be getting?